02 July 2000 - previous July updates: 02 ; ; previous updates

1 - Ally McBeal @ Conan O'Brien's (love making noises!)

Ally McBeal faced the always terrible Conan. There were hard, sexy questions, related to a play where she is a "sex worker trying to make women moan with pleasure"...

"I like you" she said. This was the exact moment when Conan lost it... He roarrrred, but she was advised he would do it.

"Are you becoming a lesbian"? he asked, after Ally kissing her mate Ling on the TV series, and after the character she is now playing... She answered it was just a coincidence, though some gals are hot :)

Ally McBeal @ Conan O'Brien's - love making noises!

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Ally McBeal was at CNBC's Conan O'Brien show, being interviewed about her latest play, where she does NOT play a vagina. These are her words.

This was the greatest interview I have ever seen on a Conan's show. If you never watched Conan O'Brien before, let me tell you that he is kind of devastating! He is NOT rude to his guests, but he makes fun out of every possible situation, which is something absolutely hilarious and speedy, considering that no interview lasts for more than 10 minutes!

Conan has a great taste, and his show SHOWS everyone who has charisma and runs high on fame. I watched many guests until Ally, such as she could-not-be-more-famous Sarah Michelle Gellar, and he could-not-be-more-resourceful John Travolta... but - I repeat - nothing compares to the laughs I had with Ally McBeal!

For the 1st time, I felt Conan lost the interview to someone. Or maybe he just let it happen, because it was being such a good time. Those were 10 minutes of the most incredible, sexy humour. Just check some of the lines, along with some comments that might explain better why the sentences are funny, for those who - like myself - don't speak english as their first language.

#1

Conan: What part do you play in the show?

Ally: Well, I don't play a vagina.

[the joke here is that Ally came on top, after Conan's nasty question, who uses an expression that can express "masturbation" == playing with yourself].

#2

Ally [about Conan going to watch her on stage]: Are you gonna come?

Conan [playing innocent]: Sure!

...

Ally [not quitting]: When?

Conan: I don't know; when do you want me to come?

Ally [replies and absolutely kills Conan]: Commit.

...

Conan goes silent and out-of-words.

[the joke here is, again, the double meaning expressions can have. "Going to come" == going to ejaculate].

#3

Not needing any explanation, there is this brilliant sequence, where Ally makes different love-making noises. This is an ABSOLUTE KILLER video that I am offering from the videos section!

Among other, you can listen the... Jewish moan, the WASP moan, and everyone's favorite Baby moan... DO NOT MISS them! Well, this was too much :)


Now, go watch the companion video. It is a 580 kbps realmedia file, that lasts for 84 seconds @ 320x240. Download the file; do not try to watch it while online - you won't have enough bandwidth. If you don't have the free RM player, go grab it @ www.real.com.

Download video ally_moans.rm [5895 KB]. You'll cry laughing! :)

The top quality time started when she did some moans. The Baby moan is just great! Check the video.

Conan was a bit out of himself. You could feel some unusual chemistry.

She is special. Oh yes, she is very special. What an actress!